Irresponsible.

That's right, I saw "Irresponsible," the next installment in my series of Atlantis episodes that won't be shown in the U.S. until March. I rule, I know. It was pretty good, but the stuff with Kolya and Sheppard was pretty anticlimactic, not to mention that there wasn't even close to enough McKay time. I can't wait for "The Game." It's going to rule.

I also had an awkward conversation with my mom about why I don't go to church. Yikes.

I've been watching Scrubs (for Dr. Cox, like I always say), and it's been pretty funny. Turk sings this hilarious song to his wife to the tune of the Sandford and Son theme song:

"Quet down now
It is time to watch the show
Yes it's starting
Don't be lickin' me no mo'
Matter of fact, get me a Handi-Wipe!"

Turk's other hilarious moment came when he beat his wife arm wrestling and said, "Do you see what happens, Carla? Do you see what happens when you mess with the warrior?" It was pretty awesome, but unfortunately, now it's Kris's new thing.

We got Marvel Ultimate Alliance from GameFly yesterday, and it rocks my world. Right now I'm playing Wolverine. Kris and I were playing together--he was Thor--but he quit because I wouldn't stop telling him how gay Thor is. Now I have to play alone.

Well, I actually only got on to kill some time. I want to watch World's Wildest Police Videos, but I wanted to let it go for a few minutes so that I can fast forward through the commercials. I love police videos. You see some pretty wild shit on them. I've seen cars get T-boned by 18 wheelers, I've seen crazy fugitives, I've seen cars fly into establishments, I've seen cars explode, and I've seen more car crashes and PIT maneuvers than I can even remember.

"Lemme ask you a quick question: are you trying to make my head explode? Because you have no idea just how frustrating it is working your ass off trying to inflate a tiny little balloon inside somebody's clogged artery when all that person has to do, really is - oh, I don't know - go for a walk in the morning or choke down a fresh green salad. And you come back here looking like that? And, I know here, I know I'm supposed to be Dr. Give-A-Crap, but you wanna hear the God's honest truth? And this is a fact: you are what you eat. And you clearly went out and devoured a big fat guy, didn't ya?"

--Dr. Cox to a fat patient