My new hero.

I have found someone new to worship, and that person is Chelsea Handler. I liked a lot of the things that she said on her show, but the main thing that made me sit up and pay attention was this line: "And why are we letting Angelina Jolie have kids? Doesn't anybody remember when she was making out with her brother with a vial of blood around her neck? I would rather see a baby in a dumpster than in her arms." It's about time that somebody said it. I've been thinking it ever since I saw all the shit that's out about what an amazing activist and mother she is. Please! It's easy to be an activist when you're a celebrity. They act like we're all bad people for not donating money and time, but some of us don't have any of either. If I were a celebrity with millions of dollars, I'm sure that I could throw a few thousand at a charity and take a token trip to an orphanage in Africa, too. (Although after reading The Hot Zone, I'm pretty much scared shitless of Africa.) I just think that rich people who preach at us are all hypocrites. Why don't you give up your million dollar homes and all of your material things if it's so important to help others? Why do you need all that money? Don't preach at us, bitch.

On a lighter note, my mother and I will be watching the next episode of Atlantis tomorrow, called "Echoes." It will be about McKay and Sheppard going down in the water in a jumper (the second time McKay has had to do it since his traumatic experience in "Grace under Pressure") to study whales. It's going to be awesome, probably with a lot of McKay and Sheppard back and forth. Yay illegal downloads!

Back to annoyed. I'm almost out of cigarettes, so I have to ration them because I'm not going out again. Wah. I like cigarettes.

Time for South Park!

"Bodies are for hookers and fat people."