New movies.

Been awhile. Hey, some of us have lives.

(Yeah, I know. I laughed at that one, too.)

Anyway, I've enjoyed some movies lately, and I would like to share them with you. The most important was Nothing, which I ordered from work and finally got a month later. It was God-awful, but I got it because David Hewlett starred in it, and I really liked it, but I also recognize that you'd have to be a DH fan to actually enjoy it. Kris actually watched the whole thing with me, if you can believe it, but he kept looking at me and rolling his eyes, and the only part that he actually laughed out loud for was when Dave was trying to play the drums better, and he kept trying to hate away memories that held him back, but every time he played, he still sounded the same. Finally, Andrew says, "It sounds exactly the same," and Dave replies, "Yeah, I know, but I just hated away that I gave a shit."

Next on my list was Clerks II, and it rocked my world. It was possibly even funnier than the first. My absolute favorite part was when Randall took on two Lord of the Rings nerds (because Star Wars is the ONLY trilogy), and he actually made one of them puke. Plus, he said the exact same things that I said about Frodo and Sam when I saw the movie. (Sorry, guys; Star Wars IS the only trilogy. Count it.)

Then Kris bought Dead Man's Chest because he couldn't stand not seeing it anymore, which made me incredibly happy, too. It was awesome. Also possibly better than the first. Johnny Depp rules one of my many worlds. I really, really hope he goes for it with Tim Burton and plays Sweeney Todd. That would make me happier than I can possibly describe. He would make the perfect demon barber of Fleet Street.

We also watched Superman Returns. It really didn't impress me that much--I just wanted to see Kevin Spacey play Lex Luthor, which by the way, he rocked. I love Kevin Spacey. My favorite Spacey movie is one of my favorite Jeff Bridges movies, too--K-PAX. Ah. I love the Bridges brothers, too. (Because as I'm sure you know, Beau Bridges joined the cast of SG-1 last year. Rock!)

I'm still hung up on Scrubs, and still for Cox. I love sarcastic guys. I also love these guys because I see a lot of Kris in them. Kris likes a lot of them, too, whether he'll admit it or not, because he sees hmself in them, too. (If you're counting, he likes Jack Sparrow--well, Johnny Depp, too; Dead Man is one of his favorite movies--Dr. Cox, and Randall, but he still hates McKay--my crush on him is too big--and Dante--he thinks he's a dork. Actually, we got into a big fight because I like Dante because Kris says he's ugly. He's not ugly, though, he's adorable, and I think he's sweet. Kris hates him.)

I also got a super cool talking Peter Griffin pen (Family Guy). He says a lot of really funny stuff, including my favorite, "A degenerate am I? Well you are a festezio. See? I can make up words too, sister," and the ever funny, "I have an idea. An idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about." Good stuff.

Still can't sleep. I was up till 5:00 this morning, then slept for three hours. Then Kris brought me a Denver omelette burrito, and I was up for awhile longer. Mmm. It was good, too. Now I'm listening to the Scissor Sisters (quietly, because Kris is asleep, but he stayed up until midnight so that we could kiss. I can't believe this is our third New Year together.)

Anyway, Scrubs time!

"Form of...an ice menorah!"