TV and Ice Cream.

Is there anything better? We watched Employee of the Month today, but the only parts of the movie worth watching were the parts featuring Dax Shepard as Vince (the bleached blonde guy--"This is an '81 Honda! How dare you!"). I knew Jessica Simpson was a shitty actress, but Dane Cook surprised me with his level of sucking. He is occasionally funny, and I thought he might be able to act just a little, but I was wrong. He was even worse than Johnny Knoxville. Dax Shepard is without a doubt the funniest part of that movie.

We also watched a Psych marathon on SciFi, but I grew bored with it. We just made a run for cigarettes and ice cream, and Kris is finishing Psych. I plan to let my ice cream thaw, and when the show's over, watch the stuff I recorded on the DVR while we watched the marathon--namely, South Park, Curb Your Enthusiasm, and Most Shocking. (Did I mention DishNetwork caved and gave us back CourtTV? Because they did!)

I've been catching up on my reading, too. I got a bunch of good strips at work (including Red Dragon, Hannibal, The Devil Wears Prada, Little Children, Eragon, and The Da Vinci Code). I love working in a bookstore.

"You're like a singed Koala looking for an all-night burn center."